better than i'd hoped...

heidi's car had decided that it wasn't gonna start when she wanted it to anymore. needless to say that pissed her off and made her life just that much harder.

i went to her work today and got the fucking thing to kick over and promptly took it too the local honda dealership and asked them to fix it.

they shuttled me home and here i have waited for the verdict. having no idea what was wrong, i was nervous to say the least. so i was happy as a pig in shit to hear that it was just a faulty kill switch relay and all they had to do was bypass it and it's back to better!

they only charged me for one hour of labor, or $96.00 plus tax! WAYYYYY better than the several hundred that i had expected!

so yeah, kick ass!

this pic of chums pretty much sums up how i feel!

things that caught my eye recently...

my car got keyed yesterday in the parking lot at my work. this charming little girl here expresses my feelings on the matter better that i ever could. but seriously...FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE THIS WEEKEND!!!


that's right. no one parks for free...


the breakfast of champions...


i bought them all. no, not really...


just a wonderful example of bathroom art...

you may now enjoy the pumpkins...

the group shot


mine


heidi's


heidi's sister's boyfriend


this is heidi's sisters.

wait for it! wait for it!

honestly, how many things are better than watching fat people fall?

if you answered anything besides "nothing of course", you were wrong.

enjoy.

cats with lightsabers. enough said.

count it, bitches!

goddamn that felt good!

that's what i'm talkin' about!

no comment...

you never can tell...

well shit, there goes my weekend.

gettin' it...

here is some chums for you. this is how he rolls. literally.

and now...david!

ladies and gents, this is david. one of my all time favorite employees that i have ever worked with. in the upcoming days i'll post some of the best camera phone videos that i have of this amazing human being. this was shot today while my co-worker, trevor and i were throwing pumpkins at work.

enjoy.

going back a ways...

i've always liked this picture and i wanted to share with anyone that should ever see this page. it was taken at the capital hill block party some years ago. the tall dude is krist novoselic...i'm the other guy.

the chums mixing it up...

of course he does this on my stomach when i'm trying to sleep, but whatever. he looks sexy doing it so what else can you ask for?

friends of mine...

it's hard to talk to the lovely tifa with kratos always staring me down.



oh tifa...your back must be killing you.

hungry no more...

and this beauty is the reason why! gorditos is the SHIT!

in other news, the guitar store next door has two guitars that i think i need. time to work on the christmas list.

bored and hungry

heidi is gone for the weekend and i called in sick today to get back at some of my co-workers for being assholes the other day. last night collin and i had a few drinks, played some guitar, and got chow at la palmera. it was busy as shit but they took care of us. they always do.

supposed to going out for gorditos here soon. can't wait. so goddamn hungry.

fucking computer is being an dick the last few days. i really need a new one. preferably a laptop. also need a new tv. preferably a 50'' plasma. if i play my cards right, i'll have both by early next year! word.

i finished wrapping heidi's christmas gifts today. they look pretty dope i must say.

ok, gonna go get some gas because, yes...i am that bored.

coolest tat ever?

you serious, clark?

soon to be mine...

stoked

not a happy chums

my monday...

alas my weekend comes to an end and it was back to work today. my mondays are usually pretty easy and today was no different. my new manager pretty much called us all worthless this morning and told us the reason we have so many issues is the fact that we don't do shit.

i wanted to kick him in his face. maybe tomorrow.

in other news, heidi is leaving for the weekend on a school related trip. i get the feeling that she's not nearly as excited as she was when she first found out she was going. probably has something to do with the fact that she's starting to drown in her workload. i feel terrible for her, mostly because there is nothing i can do to help. i mean i keep the apartment clean and all, but that only does so much. the above picture is how she has been feeling for the last few weeks now.

so what will i do with my girlfriend-less weekend you may be asking? the forecast calls for some serious ass boredom in the ensuing days.

i better get some booze and rent a game or something.

had me some leftover mexican for lunch. good shit. good shit indeed.

more pics...

proof he loves me


just one of the many reasons he never leaves the house



dead fucking sexy

one day i will shit on you while you sleep.

good shit...

when it's good, it's good.

an attempt at video posting...

this little number is us kicking ass on splash mountain. it also marks my first ever video post, so i guess that makes me pretty cool now*.

*that was one of heidi's lines from when she turned 13.

while i was out...

been a while i guess. not even sure how long, but a while i know.

just haven't had all that much that i felt needed to be shared with the zero people that have stumbled across this meager little blog spot of mine.

been super obsessed with the election the past few months and now that we're down the 30 days and change, it' looks like obama is pulling away!

so why am i so worried? well, i figure it has something to do with those shady right-wingers and their win-at-all-cost method of politics. until the very last vote is counted and barak is sworn in, i don't think i'll get a good nights sleep.

still looking for that elusive new job. i have a bit of a lead driving trucks for costco but i'm still waiting to hear from a few people and therefore not letting myself get stoked over the whole thing.

i'm on the second of my two days off today and this next week at work looks about as good as a shitty diaper stuck to a wall. par for the course you might say.

the holidays are fast approaching and heidi already has one of her gifts. a sweet little betsy johnson watch. she digs it and this pleases me. granted she picked it out months ago, but still i'm the one who got it. so there.

she gave me my birthday present the other day! the sweet north face jacket that i've wanted for like two years! it kicks ass and i bought the matching gloves so i can look like everyone else in the seattle area. yeah for conforming to a stereotype!

whatever. i like it.

i want to make sure that i included a pic with every post to make things more enjoyable. i was planning on taking a pic of chums asleep in his bed but the battieries were toast. so instead i'll post one of heidi and me on our disney land trip.

and there we are.