i know i'm way late on this...

but i finally got around to simpsonizing myself.

in other news, i renewed my drivers licenses today and i managed to pull off one of the worst pics i've ever taken.

lets just say that maybe i need to diet a little bit?

this is how i wasted my day...

mines...

i wish...

Mr. President!

better than i'd hoped...

heidi's car had decided that it wasn't gonna start when she wanted it to anymore. needless to say that pissed her off and made her life just that much harder.

i went to her work today and got the fucking thing to kick over and promptly took it too the local honda dealership and asked them to fix it.

they shuttled me home and here i have waited for the verdict. having no idea what was wrong, i was nervous to say the least. so i was happy as a pig in shit to hear that it was just a faulty kill switch relay and all they had to do was bypass it and it's back to better!

they only charged me for one hour of labor, or $96.00 plus tax! WAYYYYY better than the several hundred that i had expected!

so yeah, kick ass!

this pic of chums pretty much sums up how i feel!

things that caught my eye recently...

my car got keyed yesterday in the parking lot at my work. this charming little girl here expresses my feelings on the matter better that i ever could. but seriously...FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE THIS WEEKEND!!!


that's right. no one parks for free...


the breakfast of champions...


i bought them all. no, not really...


just a wonderful example of bathroom art...